Both want to reign the world. Both are full of sarcasm. One year old Stewie Griffin, the youngest character in Family Guy, likes to see his mother dead. He despises her and the rest of his family. He speaks English as the British have probably intended it, and is intellectually far ahead for a kid of his age. There is no person he does not look down upon, not withholding his feelings of contempt.

Eric Cartman is an eight year old spoiled and “big boned” child from South Park who demands to have his authority respected. He rips on his friend Kyle for being Jewish, looks up to Hitler and does everything to get what he wants. Even if this means ignoring the feelings of other human beings that he calls his friends.

Below you will find two 2-minute videos taken from episodes of Family Guy and South Park. In the first one Stewie ridicules the dog Brian, who is about to take part in the TV show “The Bachelorette”. Stewie thinks Brian deserves some time off to participate in the TV show as he “has such a high workload around here”. Look at his gestures and facial expressions!

The second one depicts Eric best. Pay attention to his first lines! You might want to increase the volume, as the quality is not as good as with the video above.

What would happen when both would be living in the same world…?